My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Author: Woody Allen

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.