Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
That's the true spirit of Christmas, people being helped by people other than me.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.