That's the true spirit of Christmas, people being helped by people other than me.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.