People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only drink when I work and I'

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only drink when I work and I'm a workaholic.

Author: Ron White

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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

I do live like a rock star but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

The only way to escape the corruptible effect of praise is to go on working.

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.