If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

Author: George Bernard Shaw

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

Oh the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle.

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.