You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

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Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find.

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

Nothing will come of nothing.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.