Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

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Don’t count the days; make the days count.

Don’t count the days; make the days count.

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have the skill, and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.

Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have the skill, and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.

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    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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    Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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