ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pachyderm!'

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People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

A person's a person no matter how small.

A person's a person no matter how small.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Oh the places you’ll go.

Oh, the places you’ll go.

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