Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

If you want to get laid go to college. If you want an education go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love on

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we'd all love one another.

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    I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you.

    Nothing safe is worth the drive.

    Nothing safe is worth the drive.

    I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand-new.

    I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand-new.

    People are people and sometimes we change our minds.

    People are people and sometimes we change our minds.

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