We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Author: Lily Tomlin

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not considered well viewed.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.