To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge of things without parallel.

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face.

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want.

There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.