When you stretch the truth watch out for the snapback.

Author: Bill Copeland

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How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw it away.

Before deciding to retire stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

After all is said and done sit down.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it.

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life.

Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths

I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.