A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

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In order to succeed your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

In order to succeed your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

The heart of marriage is memories, and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor

The heart of marriage is memories, and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

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    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

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    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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