All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers 'nothing personal, your name just happened to come up'.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

What it's like to be a parent: It's one of the hardest things you'll ever do but in exchange it teaches you the meaning of unconditional love.