But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how s

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Author: Charlie Sheen

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That we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.