We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Author: Christopher Morley

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster that we are thinking faster too.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.