All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never ever be boring.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want.

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God.