Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

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    Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

    And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

    And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

    Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

    Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

    Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

    Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

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