It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that y

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.