Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages

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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they driv

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they drive on both sides of the road, Italy where they drive on the sidewalk, and France where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

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    The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

    Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

    Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends. 

    Not I, not anyone else, can travel that road for you, you must travel it for yourself.

    Not I, not anyone else, can travel that road for you, you must travel it for yourself.

    You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

    You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

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