Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated Dave Barry Quotes
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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

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