I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry Quotes
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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Dave Barry

David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

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