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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they drive on both sides of the road, Italy where they drive on the sidewalk, and France where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
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Others may know pleasure, but pleasure is not happiness. It has no more importance than a shadow following a man.
Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.
Just because you are happy it does not mean that the day is perfect, but that you have looked beyond its imperfections.
