If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories and He decides to

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories and He decides to Dave Barry Quotes

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use as His messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

Author: Dave Barry

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