Magnetism as you recall from physics class is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they driv

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they drive on both sides of the road, Italy where they drive on the sidewalk, and France where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

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    Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

    The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.

    The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.

    Don't give to anyone the power to put you down. Haters are losers pretending to be winners.

    Don't give to anyone the power to put you down. Haters are losers pretending to be winners.

    Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent than the one derived from fear of punishment.

    Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent than the one derived from fear of punishment.

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