Most married couples even though they love each other very much in theory tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting.

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

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