The difference between men and women is that if given the choice between saving the life of an infa

The difference between men and women is that if given the choice between saving the life of an infa Dave Barry Quotes

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant without even considering if there's a man on base.

Author: Dave Barry

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