The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose " which is also sometimes called

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose " which is also sometimes called Dave Barry Quotes

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose " which is also sometimes called "grape sugar" and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier in terms of marketing than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel " which is what it tastes like.

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