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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they driv

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they drive on both sides of the road, Italy where they drive on the sidewalk, and France where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

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    Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.

    Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.

    People are people and sometimes we change our minds.

    People are people and sometimes we change our minds.

    Sometimes life is so unkind, but change is never a waste of time

    Sometimes life is so unkind, but change is never a waste of time

    Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

    Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

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