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Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they drive on both sides of the road, Italy where they drive on the sidewalk, and France where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
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The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.
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The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.
The great courageous act that we must all do, is to have the courage to step out of our history and past, so that we can live our dreams.
