Women can't live with them can't live without them.

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When I get a little money I buy books, and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

Give light and the darkness will disappear of itself.

Humility is truth.

Everybody hates a prodigy, detests an old head on young shoulders.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.