Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements o

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.

Author: Doug Coupland

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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines because I always had a car thing.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.