I don't want any vegetables thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

Author: Doug Coupland

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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

True forgiveness is when you can say, “Thank you for that experience.”

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.