If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

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I know it's not cat food but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarke

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact t

Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common, except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.

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    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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