If God drives a car He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof with

If God drives a car He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

Author: Doug Coupland

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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want.

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God.