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I know it's not cat food but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarke

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

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    I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." - Martin Luther King, Jr. Quote

    I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

    Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

    Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

    The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

    The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

    More men die of jealousy than of cancer.

    More men die of jealousy than of cancer.

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