On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin and then they look at your clothes and by the time they're listening to what you're saying you're off the screen.

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I know it's not cat food but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarke

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

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