Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat pr Doug Coupland Quotes
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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product, without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

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