Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product, without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

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I know it's not cat food but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarke

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

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