We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

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I know it's not cat food but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarke

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

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    Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing

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    Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

    Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

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