We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.

Author: Doug Coupland

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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.