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One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

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Life is wasted on the living.

Life is wasted on the living.

I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Univer

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