Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attentio

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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Force always attracts men of low morality.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.