I got in a fight one time with a really big guy and he said "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said "You'll be sorry." He said "Oh yeah? Why?" I said "Well you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky but there's never any gum under any of them.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Related Quotes to Explore
For the born traveller, travelling is a besetting vice. Like other vices, it is imperious, demanding its victim’s time, money, energy and the sacrifice of comfort.
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation, which depend upon the future. We let go the present, which we have in our power, and look forward to that which depends upon chance, and so relinquish a certainty for an uncertainty.
We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infinitesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future.