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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Emo Philips

Emo Philips (February 7, 1956) is an American comedian. Much of his stand-up comedy makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant.

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You know what I hate? Indian givers... no I take that back.
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I'm a great lover I'll bet.

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