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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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In general, my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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