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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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In general, my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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I only wish that wisdom were the kind of thing that flowed... from the vessel that was full to the one that was empty.
The beginning of wisdom, as they say. When you're seventeen you know everything. When you're twenty-seven, if you still know everything, you're still seventeen.
Problems that remain persistently insoluble should always be suspected as questions asked in the wrong way.
We are, therefore, out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is.
