Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simp

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Author: Fran Lebowitz

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

Good night and sweet dreams, my love!

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.