If you're going to America bring your own food.

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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