To put it rather bluntly I am not the type who wants to go back to the land, I am the type who want

To put it rather bluntly I am not the type who wants to go back to the land, I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Author: Fran Lebowitz

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.