Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

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    We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

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    Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

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